This will be my new guide on how to be eccentric. It will be of great help to alienate yourself from a group and make smartasses feel dumb. My first paragraph of awesome is gonna be today!
When you lose something and then find it, keep looking, this will teach people to not say "it's always in the last place you look." Draw any kind of doodle or little pointless scribble and then contact high profile art dealers and try to sell them. Stand behid people and yell peekaboo! When they turn to look, turn back as well to imply it was someone behind you. Wear hoodies, everywhere, even the pool. Occasionally, offer your services as a hitman to passersby. Never ever go out into direct sunlight before doing a little spin on your heel, if asked, claim it reverses the effects of uv rays from cancer to cookies. And finally, whenever your friends are over, tell them to waitin one room, and then watch them from another room, the hilarity will roll.
Monday, August 17, 2009
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