The Mike

Who is this mike you ask?
He's someone who's glory in we bask
An eccentric, he lives in the corners
But he gets as much attention as the Warners
We love to talk to him
Walk with him
Buy and sell stalks with him
Not really
But he really is a wonder
We don't know how he works
Sometimes it seems his hope is cast asunder
But it in the back of our minds it still lurks
His family torn, has many ups and downs
But he never ceases to stop our frowns
What I'm saying is this is dedicated to you
For when your happy, sik, or angry, or just plain blue